Pet Felons
Your pet has the right to remain adorable.
Serious charges. Ridiculous sentences.
Turn one photo and one bad habit into a hilarious video your friends will argue about. Hit Roll My Pet and we pick the format, the attitude, and a surprise twist.
Presiding over every trial
Sir Watson
English Bulldog. Senior Partner at Pet Felons. Two prior convictions (chicken, couch cushion), both appealed on cuteness grounds and denied. Chief of mischief and the face of our court.
From the transcript
“The defendant, Sir Watson, stands accused of stealing chicken and showing absolutely no remorse. Sentence: two minutes without being called a good boy.”
Exhibit A · Sample verdict · Sound on
Court proceedings
Roll My Pet
Add a name and a real habit, tap Surprise me. Lock what you love, reroll the rest — free.
Approve the script
Read the title and script first. Only pay for the one you want made.
Sentence delivered
A 10-second vertical video starring your pet, ready to post.
What your pet might roll
Pet court
Mr. Watson faces chicken-theft charges, then demands the cat testify.
Guilty or framed?
Breaking news
Local dog claims dinner vanished during a routine security inspection.
Hero or menace?
Employee review
Seventeen socks missing. “Relocated. I work in logistics.”
Promote or fire?
GUILTY or FRAMED? You're the jury.
Choose your sentence
Roll your pet
Your selected package
The Trial · $12.99
One personalized 10-second video · any format · Vertical, ready for TikTok & Reels
One-time purchase. Any applicable tax appears at checkout.
Rolls are free. You only pay when you turn a script into a video.